The 9 Ways to Success

Inspired by the title selection at the airport book store, i hearby present:

The 9 Ways To Success.

Location, Location, Location

Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize

Moisturize, Moisturize, Moisturize.

I will be available for speaking tours, and in fact, will be appearing alongside Donald Trump and Tony Robbins at a seminar near you.

I have applied for non profit status and the IRS is currently reviewing my application for religious exemptions.

Those of you who have low self esteem are welcome to pay to live in my new compound and worship me.

If you should somehow  pass through the difficult years of study required you might  possibly learn the secret last 3 ways of sucess, thereby acheiving the ultimate “12 ways of sucess”.

Note that there are 12 months, twelve nights of christmas, 12 reindeer, and 12 is also called a dozen.

don’t be misled by non believers who put an extra donut in a “bakers” dozen.

we call those  a ‘fakers” dozen.

there are also TWO separate 12 hour parts to each day.

this represents the male and female parts of our minds.

12 also sounds like “melvin” who is the spirit guide that i channel.



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