Dogfest

Like a pitbull that won’t unclamp, i just can’t get over how dog crazy folks are where i live.

I don’t want this to devolve to an anti  dog blog, but it’s just  mr. poopy hate bait that i can’t resist.

i went to an event called “dogfest” yesterday.

Lots of people talking with each other proudly  about their dogs.

I wonder if people discussed their own  breeding lineage openly in the same way what it would sound like.

Overheard; ” so is it just a blog about dogs in general?”

and; ” he’s never seen a women before. he just hangs out with men” After the dog starts vigourously

sniffing a female dog owner’s crotch.

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Leather dog bride

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Lot’s of clothing to anthrophormorphize and enfantalize these small mammals.

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Yuck turned out to be the handle with a cup on the end that you use to fling a ball for fifi to fetch

that gets covered with canine mouth slime.

Their solution?  a nylon bag.

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Lot’s of dog portrait artists. I’m going to commision a huge dog painting to put in the  hallway of my castle next to the coat of arms.

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This person makes an impression of the tip of your dogs nose  and make jewelry out of it.

ooooh. hot.

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This combines the 2 biggest things   middle class americans care about;

Dogs and water bottles.

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This is really handy when you have to teleconfernce with dogs in different cities at the same time.

This is a dog that got mangled in the star trek transporter.

In a role reversal, this dog adopted this old guy. Hey, i’m cool with that.

Somehow for millions of years  dogs survived  without massage.  There were also dog  psychotherapy services offered at this event.

why yes, my son is a an elephant, i mean a dog.

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